In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

And you sound like someone who paid $500 for an underpowered console.

I'm so biased that i was an xbone owner since day 1 until a week and a half ago. I wasnt impressed by the console or the game enough to keep it. So very biased...

All evidence, from around the web, points to the opposite good sir.

What does this tell you about the power of the Xbone . Xbone's looks marginally better. I originally bought it for this and after a week of playing i traded it in for ps4. Best decision i could have done. I still have my 360 so i may pick it up in the future. I just dont understand how they could have seen this as a…

Exactly!

I don't buy the burglars were in Oscar's house theory. Why the hell would anyone rob a garbage can?

Whether he's running a race or on the stand, when you're around Oscar all you hear is claptrap.

The defense's case rests on Pistorius's ability to successfully portray himself as a contrite man who acted out of blind fear.

I kinda feel bad for Oscar. Since he has to lie and tell everyone this was all an accident, he can't even brag about the awesome line he said right before shooting her: "you've been on the toilet so long, you must have die-arrhea!" It'll probably make it into the movie version though.

Well that GIF wasn't completely misleading, or anything.

He cried into a towel, and on multiple instances, retched into a bucket at his feet.

Oh thank goodness. Usually when I read "Pittsburgh" and "exploding tub of popcorn" I just assume someone in town was murdered.

"Brian, you are a proto-neanderthal."

No wonder Chunks seems so satisfied with sixth place.

"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

As long as he's not gay he can still look forward to a long career in the NFL.

So your argument against pitchers hitting is that they are bad hitters. Thanks for the contribution.

Cops are not military. COPS ARE NOT MILITARY. Any cops reading this need to get that through their thick, violent heads.

I once saw a cow get T-boned. I bet that's the last time they let Whitlock in the petting zoo.