The original script called for an anvil to be dropped on his head, but it turns out Boris Diaw is afraid of heights.

Worst thing I've seen since Any Given Sunday. Oh and I guess the eye thing is similar too.

Its shifted again in the past 10-20 yrs as well.

To be fair, the acceptable use of the word "rape" as a metaphor has changed. But its' a very recent change. Not saying its ok, but if this were Dean Smith using a well worn metaphor, we would have probably given him a pass.

You've never heard of "The Rape of the Lock" have you?

"rape" doesn't mean sexual assault necessarily. Via dictionary.com, the 4th definition states "rape" is "an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation"

I would rather eat a nine foot long fluorescent light bulb than put my mouth on anything in a Wal Mart. Especially one of the fuckin' customers.

I'm offended by your uninspiring username. 1995 AOL called...

You mean when he did his best Maurice Clarett impression, tucked the ball, lowered his shoulder and tried to run over the defenders?

No.

It looked like he mega-traveled.

Before or after he ran about six steps with the ball in his ear?

Why is Drew Cary so bad at announcing big winners. He just sounded angry that the guy won twice. C'mon Drew, Bob would have made that guy feel like Elton John on heroin.

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

They probably should. I can't begin to comprehend the grief they feel, but they don't have any business on TV pushing conspiracy theories. The search area is massive, and we don't know what happened. That doesn't constitute a conspiracy.

What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction.

Not too soon, just not funny.

You clearly missed out on making the most of your education there by never taking any of my classes.

I went to EMU. They have a gorgeous gym that while not exactly on-campus is still walking distance from campus. They are finally getting their athletic department shit together after about 15 years of ineptitude, but the fans will never come. EMU students are the kind of people who still jerk off to pictures of the…

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

It's fairly recent history and relatively widely known rule of succession. Prince of Wales is the Crown Prince of England, so you just have to remember that Edward III had to abdicate the throne. I guess not everyone knows this, but this isn't exactly trivia buff-level knowledge.