"Jameis, it's rude to point."

"Was that razzle-dazzle stuff really such a good idea, Swaggy P?" asked Serious Q.

This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing Like a Football Like a Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Win $100,000

I'll have to take your word for it, Sean. I don't really know anything about the correct motion for throwing an asshole.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

I didn't compare them, I was merely illustrating the fact that you don't have to know someone personally to have respect for them. I never claimed Tomlin was a good father, or is great at pool, I said I had respect for him. I fucking hate the internet.

I didn't know George Patton, but I respect the shit out of him. You don't need to know someone personally to respect them.

He just pulled an unlikely victory for his team to breathe new life into their playoff hopes! What do you want him to do?

Exactly which faces were crazy? You can't will this into being true.

"It's how every group of males bonds."

The locker room is not a black hole of legal immunity. Shitty aim or not, being hit in the eye with a sack of coins is aggravated battery. Not "ribbing among the boys" or "messing around". You aren't building camaraderie or team building or bonding as males. You're being an asshole who is looking to injure somebody.

"Fuck the Browns."

Without speculating about details which will be coming out in a really sad story, I'll say that I lived in these apartments when I was teaching at EMU & people often remarked that I lived "across the tracks" and refused to come over to my place.

When he said, "ONE! That's ONE body, hahahahahaha" and the lightning bolt flashed and a bunch of bats flew up around him I thought it was sort of inappropriate

"Now who looks childish?"

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

You've neglected to consider the possibility that I both identified the "irony" and still found it wanting.

moronic

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe this is known as "bicycle racing".