Bernie was awesome, then. I actually have a Hurricanes #20 KOSAR jersey from 1984. No love for The U, just Bernie.

Brownie really did come back, by the way. Here's the proof — it happened at halftime.

Thomas was immediately released by the Broncos general manager, CommentNinja.

Perfect.

Just so everyone remembers: we were awful before this trade. We were going to get a top 3 pick with Richardson on the fucking team! We have scored one touchdown in two games so far this year. Chudz and Norv are the same exact fucking people we've had coaching this team since we've returned (that is to say, garbage).

As a Bowling Green alum, I really, really am hoping this hot streak continues and we can become this years NIU. Although, even if BG went 13-0 and made a BCS game, BG students would rather watch Ohio State play in the Little Caesar's Bowl. It's like a sickness.

No, it's not.

"Bald-faced" lie, Barry. And thanks for confirming what we all expected.

I disagree. PEDs are a major problem in sports — mainly because (as others in this comment section have pointed out) when enough athletes take them, they force other athletes to take them just in order to be competitive enough to play the sport. And that forces the health risks on all players. So giving significant…

So Fred Rosser changed his name to the more memorable "Darren Young?"

Coincidental.

And movies don't have to be constant gag reels like a Zucker Bros. flick to be full of jokes. Fletch has so many jokes I find another one every time I watch it, and I've seen it probably 50 times. Beverly Hills Cop, too. The first Rush Hour. Or every Woody Allen movie. There's something really specific those movies…

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the stereotypical American who bends over for Corporate America and defends them even though it is against his/her own interest.