Migaru90
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Migaru90

Some potentially decent writing in there, Mt. Safety definitely gave me a chuckle.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

What, a girlfriend?

Rest In Peace In Peace Kirby?

As a Nintendo fan, it is surprising to see another company being the target of "no new IP" arguments.

He is, so naturally everyone else in the world must be.

Your loss.

There are four USB ports, thus you can connect two adapters :D

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I would like to have the whole trilogy.... on Wii U. Too much to ask? Well, I will always be a dreamer. =(

Lesotho for the motherfuckin win!

Does it help with your superiority complex to stereotype individuals who chooses to play different electronic entertainment than you do as a "Dew-swilling, Dorito-munching dudebros"?

Well, when I clicked the link I fully expected Super Saiyans, so...

Love the design, but I feel like it's more accurate to say that it's the Seinfeld characters in Toriyama's Dragon Ball art style.

Because the term "Friend Zone" implies a) that it's done maliciously and b) that being friends is the fail state of attraction.

Being told that being friends is the worst thing ever to happen to a guy is pretty damned insulting.

Folks are more likely to complain about what Jezebel is gonna do than Jezebel is to complain about an article.