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The Assassin's Creed series has been about alternate history, the templars could have spun that story!

Crap, I forgot this is Kotaku, a place where there is no legitimate reason to have an opinion.

Agreed. The Assassin's Creed series went downhill after II for me.

Next year's Assassin's Creed game will take place in London during the 19th century, Kotaku has learned. Farewell, Napoleon; hello, Jack the Ripper?

I enjoyed that way more than I thought I would.

I can't tell if I'm impressed or disappointed.

Luigi's Evil.
Biohazard Mansion.
Luigi's Biohazard.
Resident Luigi.

I thought they were already in high definition? Or are people trying to call high definition as the new standard definition so that they can call "higher definition" just "high definition"?

My only issue with remasters is that they're mostly games that just came out last year. I get that it's because of the transition period.

Personally I would like to see updated versions of games that could really use it like Dragon's Dogma and Anarchy Reigns. I'd love to see those games with better visuals and design.

I agree, but wouldn't it be a remake instead of a remaster considering its age?

Well I was going to elaborate that I did in fact take a psychology course back in high school, but you'd probably dismiss it like every other internet troll.

As much as I like the idea of remasters, this is getting a little out of hand.

I think it's time for an all-Amiibo tournament next.

Good lord. It's a Schrodinger's video game.

I'm glad the Hanenbow stage from Brawl isn't back. I always keep thinking you can swim in the water on that stage but you can't. You just fall through it.

Bad form. GameStop.

Doin' my part.

I like GiantBoyDetective's guide more.

The irony is that people who accuse people of click-baiting the headlines don't read past it.