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These things are relative, but by contrast French rugby clubs pay the highest player salaries in world professional rugby. And their national team sucks.

“In his hand was a paper aeroplane.”

“Former diehard” sounds like pompous euphemism for a cut-and-runner. Diehard With Vengeance, yes?

Zinidine is probably one of the few global stars of the round ball who could play a little rugby without looking like a girl. Him and that nasty little Italian fella Gennaro Gattuso. Maybe one or two others. The rest are obviously pussies.

“Man did it bloody hurt, and I was cringing there for a while...”

I’m presuming he’s a FRENCH rugby player, as this is not an uncommon practice there. They LIKE banging their heads on the chaging shed walls before they run out onto the paddock as some kind of traditional motivational lunacy inspired by Jerry Lewis. Doesn’t happen anywhere else so far as I can tell, but all too…

Butt-Head gets fact-checked.

Pinch me.

That’s sumthin only sumbudy like Ted Nugent can answer, from firsthand experience, etc.

And that’s a fairly liberal use of “future Union.” He’s back in the NRL, sucking his thumb at Mommy’s apron-strings after his spectacular flame-out in The Union Game.

What is it about Toronto that makes grown men want to punch down?

I was watching the Australian Rules Football ‘Grand Final’ (which is their Super Bowl)...

Translation:

Translation:

Did sumbody say “puppies”...?

Then the National League will continue to suuuuck.

Dick Pound will tell you with a straight face that cannabis is a PED.

Leafs are honoring Dave Keon tonight — probably greatest player/captain in franchise history, came to terms after a HALF-FUCKING-CENTURY of bad blood (same half-century, it might be noted, the Leafs have sucked ass, almost like a secret curse or sumthin’, but anyway) he’ll be at the game tonight. Erecting a statue!…

Butt-Head getting super whiny playing his Shelbyville-versus-Springfield card. Hey you dumb hicks, the Bieber show might go to Edmonton. Guess Butt-Head hasn’t seen the price of oil lately. He should shut up already.