This is how silly political correctness, virtue-signalling and liberalism has become.

Please stop this weak shit. I cannot take any more.

Stop hallucinating, cease the fake news & mass hysteria, and wake up to reality. Rooskiegate is the biggest & most pathetic hoax since WMD. And the economy is booming. Join the party boys ‘n girls. #Make America Great Again!

Gee, what a yuuge surprise. Conservatives like to have fun; liberals don’t.

Let’s face it, the on-air female talent isn’t there for their football intelligence. Now, that’s definitely true for some of the male on-air talent as well, but it’s almost exclusively-so for the females. So getting tubby is out of the question. Take it elsewhere fats. There are plenty more as capable and…

President Trump.

NFL players using their heads as weapons. Where’d we ever get the idea some of these guys have IQs above 80?

Yet another example of NFL defender who has pisspoor tackle technique. It’s the helmet. They stoopidly believe their heads are protected and they can use it as a weapon. Foolishness like that will blow up in your neck, back and/or legs every time.

“Love is an unstoppable force, so submit to its awesomeness.”

U2 has been an insufferable, hugely overrated band for ages. For almost as long as The Dublin Messiah has virtue-signalled his moral superiority over everybody else. “I Will Follow” was a great song. But that was a very, very, very long time ago. And I stopped following.

So, am I to take it that programming a sports network to imitate MSNBC wasn’t the greatest business plan, after all?

Stinky-poo shit-bomb is blowing up in their faces.

I watched the official WH video. The place looks beautiful. FLOTUS looks super-hot, too. Wow!

At this point, calling Trump an “idiot” is less an insult of the President — yes, that’s right, he’s _still_ YOUR president — than it is a condemnation and insult of your readers who you are inferring can’t think for themselves, and the writer, who clearly can’t write for his readers without condescending to them…

Yeah, it’s all he has left — poll numbers higher than Macron, May and Merkel have in their respective countries. But shuurre, keep on believing Trump isn’t going to win a 2nd term, you keep on convincing yourself there’s a 98.4% chance a Dem takes the Oval Office next time, oh it’s gonna happen, if you hold your…

Marshawn is jealous of Colin, he wants to be the DNC’s new Poster-Boy. And since he’s the one who’s still employed, he might just get the gig.

Hold on. James Carville swore to us that if you dragged a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park you could get a woman who’d tell you anything you wanted to hear.

Why, you ask.

George once told me, cynically, that he “became a liberal” only because he believed this granted him a free pass and circle-the-wagons cover-up protection a-la Bill Clinton to do as he pleased (sexual molestation of subordinates and minors) with zero consequences. He then invited me over to his pad for a “sleepover.”…

This is the part I love, the cognitive dissonance where all things #TrumpDerangementSyndrome means Deadspin is now Roger Goodell’s street corner rent-boy.