Steve Nash was a soccer player.

Where’s The Lower Third?

They plan on employing them both, rotating between snaps, Old Skool Landy-Style.

It’s sad they didn’t have a dome with black plastic garbage bags decorating the outfield.

If this guy — Eugene Kusche — is finger-pointing Johnny Football, I’d be extremely worried.

If perception is reality, the hiring of Ari Fleischer has “Guilty” and “Cover-Up” stamped ALL over Peyton’s abnormally enlarged forehead.

Peyton Manning’s head-size is getting abnormally swollen. Possibly affected by HGH. The before-and-after pics posted at Deadspin yesterday lead me to suspect there is a story, and Nantz’s producers should have displayed those contrasting photos. If Nantz wasn’t working overtime “protecting the shield,” he would have…

It’s an app called the “Johnny Manziel Provision.”

So... people who should “shut up” are the people who get re-tweeted and posted on Deadspin.

Farewell Tours are pathetic.

Somebody needs to update Hillary Clinton about this “sea change.” I realize she’s not Tammy Wynette, but if “no” really does mean”no” then her friends and supporters need to stop excusing and dismissing this sort of criminal behavior as simply “bimbo eruptions.”

Oh, God. Tom Donahoe...? This isn’t going to end well.

If Serena was really as dominant as we’re supposed to believe, she’d be winning “open” Gland Slam titles against the best male players on the planet. But she’s not. She competes against, y’know, other women, which is kinda like having a separate handicap division for senior hermaphrodites competing exclusively against…

If there was any justice in the world, Motorhead would have played a Superbowl halftime show instead of dogshit like Coldplay.

And the idiot Cooper teenage fans sat down and booed Motorhead while the grizzled bikers stood up and stomped through the whole thing.

He didn’t really quit Hawkwind. He was given the heave at the Canadian border when the band was touring and Lemmy got BUSTED.

FWIW Motorhead and Ramones were mutual admiration societies. They loved each other, and broke down the idiotic narrow-minded walls that allegedly separated punks from metalheads. A Motorhead concert in the mid-1980s was packed with bikers, longhairs, skinheads _and_ mohawks, pogo-ing in harmony, happily together. You…

...And you know for damn sure no song EVER used “parallelogram” to describe drug addictions the way Lemmy did.

At your metal peril, do NOT overlook the Lemmy-penned song from Hawkwind that kicked major league acid-rock arse and bestowed his new band it’s blessed name.

There have been similar controversies with TMO (Television Match Official) interference in international rugby test matches the past couple years. TMOs are supposed to STFU and only speak when requested by the ref, but some can’t help themselves, and not surprisingly, some of these calls were dead-fucking-wrong.