“perhaps we’ll see one of Ivanka going into a restroom”

Diamonds in the firmament
All reserves completely spent
Someone set up the oxygen tent
Everybody here’s real proud to present
Choked out

Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

I think that Asians suffer the most blatant racism in the US. Not the deepest. But the most blatant racism. If someone woke up and said, “I feel like being blatantly racist. I will be racist against Asians since I am most likely to get away with it.” I would think, “That is horrible, but I can see the logic.”

That guy was so annoying and has definitely never seen the statue of liberty

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

I’m sure Laura “The Reaper” Wagner is ice cold when somebody darts out of the shadows and threatens to hit her. 

This is a very generous camera angle that created one of Kobe’s most iconic moments--but it’s not what it’s cracked up to be.  Check the overhead camera angle at about 22 seconds in. Kobe was standing clear to the right of Barnes, and Barnes was faking a pass straight ahead, not at Kobe.  Even if the fake pass was…

i like that youre getting dragged for this post. id rather see pryor continue to fight for his career thanks, take the rest of the day off yo 

only thing more self owning than faking a thrown a punch is laughing at the person who flinches. you must be super tough 

Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.

“Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.”

Eh, Scherzer and Nola both have equally good claims to it and they play for teams that aren’t national embarrassments. 

If I thought someone was that much of a monster I’d get away from them. Not continue to live in a house that they owned. 

I was a child who witness my mother go through an abusive relationship. I wouldn’t wish that experience on Donald Trump.

Jalen has since expressed his displeasure with grocery stores selling fresh food, dogs barking at squirrels, and fathers saying, “Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”

“Of course they do. Skipping these kinds of things is what leads to burnt fingertips.”

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?