I’ve always transcribed my Philly uncles as saying ‘whudder.’

That was an uncomfortable read.

2) Pryor is the one advancing

I flinched when my gf threatened to throw a pillow at me just yesterday, but I momentarily forgot that my brain is encased in skull. I should retire.

Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.

Hang em’ up by their buster browns!

It’d be a requirement.

Nah, only a maniac would even attempt to answer that.

How is a voice earned?

Is it any Wonder he’s out there loafing around the Ball Park like some Beefsteak Bimbo from the Old Country?

Revis being introduced last, before the 2010 season (and stadium) opener against the Ravens on MNF, is still a fantastic memory.

Because deadspin has given Marcus Vick play in the past.

We get it. Lesean McCoy is allegedly a bad guy.

People? He left his mother to get pistol-whipped?

and he’s only a halfback

A companion piece.

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

These are gonna go look sweet while arguing delay of game when the opposing team refuses to stop touching the ball on a made basket.