Yes, but Parker is a straight white male and this is a Gawker site. On a Gawker site, there is no greater evil.

Yeah, it sucks that I never got to embrace my passion as Gigolo To The Supermodels. I could go on and on about how nobody gets me, or that things are different now than they were back in the olden days. Or I can accept reality.

Man, I’ve texted more than four times in a car. I must be living on borrowed time. Or I’m so lucky I NEED to buy some tickets.

Yes, yes, interferes with their “system” that would have worked perfectly if not for the fact that there’s cards involved.

To make overly sensitive ‘feminists’ whine. Again.

The problem is that in BJ, people have a greater illusion of control.

Sure. But unless they or you actually know what card will or won’t be drawn by the guy ahead of you, BEFORE HE DRAWS IT, it means nothing.

It’s South Carolina. I’m pretty sure the entire path is “hating on those people”. If you can do that correctly, does it really matter that she’s not terribly white?

Whatever people with money told her it was. Duh.

I wonder why that applies to agencies and not corporations?

Kind of like me following you around, gun pointed at your head, while screaming “I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU!”.

Yup. You go point your AR-15 at a federal agent (or a sheriff, or a random cop) and let us know if you end up jailed or dead.

A man said it. About a woman. And this is not only Gawker, but Jezebel.

Rarely does the state give you $4B compensation.

Well, sure, but then Jesus forgives them and it’s all better.

It’s almost like what we’ve seen before...

I saw a different set. And, honestly, they were all well received. Except for the Start Trek one. That one elicited quite the “WTF” from the audience.

Complaining about racism while being ageist. How suprising from Jezebel.

Women can only be portrayed as equal or superior to men!

I wasn’t aware that employees were supposed to be respected.