It’s OK. They’re mostly making fun of straight, white models.

As a straight person, when do I get consulted as to the suitability of an actor to play a straight person.

Wait, so is Charlie Sheen not seen as a “scandalous, unfavorable member of society”? What does HIV have to do with that?

“FA: Putin and Trump never met during the taping of 60 Minutes episode. They were in two entirely different places. Even if they had met, I doubt a short meeting with Putin would allow anyone to ascertain how well you would work with him or what his true intentions are.”

WWJWA?

It’s OK. According to the Bah-bul, Jesus wanted them to have all the artifacts.

It is a mystery. But is it so mysterious as to make you shit your dick?

Yes, yes, “Wagon Train to the Stars”. You can tell these guys totally were trying to do that with the swing jazz they put into the game as a soundtrack.

Between this guy and “shit my dick” Star Wars guy yesterday I’m really wondering if there’s a minimum ‘assinine swearing quota’ on Gawker.

Nothing says “Star Wars” to me like everyone jetpacking everywhere.

Nah. It’s just as this year’s token female she can’t actually advocate anything for women.

I must have missed all their great victories.

You’re right. They didn’t. The read the bible and were told to bend over and take it.

“Now they’re politely referred to as ‘the Republican base’”.

Religion gave them the same thing it always gives the underclasses - a fairy story that tells them to STFU and take it, they’ll get their reward eventually.

They also watch people spend days discussing a sports event before it happens, and then days discussing after it happens.

Should have opened his tax dodge in the South, instead of soaking Rhode Island then.

The stuff people will put up with to avoid getting a real job.

Speakman Anystream.

Speakman Anystream.