Look up Mississippi’s letter of secession and get back to us.

You’re next, Ken Burns!

Wow, this is dumb.

“Sure. Let me login to yours first.”

It’ll be checked if you give people a reason to check it. Otherwise you’re probably fine.

I had to deal with VOIP guys at my old job. I hated them. So, so much.

Here’s the biggest one for me...

Anything less than a Xena type stomping men for 40 of the 44 minutes of a standard show is clearly man-hating and exploitative.

Yes, I remember flipping through channels one day and I stumbled across the movie. I wasn’t really paying too much attention, because, eh, didn’t care. But once you had Ann Margaret dancing in front of the blue screen I was pretty mesmerized.

Nearly got into a bar fight with one of the guys from Matchbox 20 over a pool game. Ended up spending the night drinking with him and going from after party to after party.

Just like angry black men ruined rap?

One time after being popped in the face I yelled at my daughter so loudly she peed in her pants. And she was probably five at the time, so it wasn’t the kind of thing she did regularly.

“OK, well, let me know when you’re hungry enough to eat it.”

Wow, yet another article that has to complain that white people are the worst.

It’s OK, it’s not Federal so according to really stupid people it’s fine.

Except you can’t. Because Valve won’t let you.

I dealt with school districts for like 10 years and I can say, with 100% honesty, that I never, ever saw a teacher with any sort of power whatsoever.

This isn’t “the person who would be my boss”. This is the person that the person who might be my boss chooses as his face while seeking talent.

It was a joke, son!

The only good time to interview for jobs is when you’ve got one you’re totally satisfied with.