Old boss of mine was great.

Apple?

Of course I’m in tech. That’s why I’m constantly getting called by recruiters!

How predictable. I also prefer dealing with women. Am I sexist?

The fact that you look at it as just a paycheck just shows you don’t understand what it is to be part of the family!

Yes, it means you’ll be expected to “take one for the family” over and over because, “hey, we’re like a family.”

I’m going to go with something that I’m sure people will say is quite racist.

I think I watched all of Threshold and I don’t remember Dinklage at all. Probably busy drooling over Carla.

Was he the guy who fought bottomless?

Umm...yeah. Pay close attention to the layers of cops that Angel deals with in the beginning. All faces you (should) recognize.

I’m really not a fan of Subway but this was really, really stupid.

Next, you’ll just be licensing your car from the manufacturer.

Worked out well for the Matchstick Girl.

That looks like Robert Webb?

Look, pal, every American Baptist knows Jesus actually spoke English.

...because he's immortal? It's a perfectly legit question of anyone in the middle of a big work particularly one who is, essentially old and fat.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles:

No no. Anything bad comes from men and only men.

Eh, it's only racism to be complained about when white people are to blame.

...except if you're going to use that job as a leverage tool, you're not wasting your time.