Someone at work asked me for some advice. They wanted him to move to a new (higher paid, more valuable) position, but they'd handle any sort of bump in pay "later". I told him to turn it down, and the company was shocked when he did.

Because kids (like my the-six year old) daughter liked Hotel Transylvania.

Yeah, that's what the dimwits at Sony thought...after getting kicked in the nuts by Sandler's crappy movies for the bajillionth time.

So how long until the incest and bestiality outbreaks?

It's ok. They're killing people because religion, allegedly.

The fundamental problem with Shadowrun (besides being a massively piles-o-dice system) was that there was always a double cross coming. And it's hard to be surprised by yet another doublecross.

a) You can totally lose at RPGs. Sure, in the end we might have still had fun, but when the world is in flames and the good guys have failed, well, I consider that losing

But...but...there's always been competition! I mean, there's DSL, and ISDN, and dialup, and satellite and 3G and LTE!

But...but...there's always been competition! I mean, there's DSL, and ISDN, and dialup, and satellite and 3G and LTE!

...of course, if you're dealing with Comcast, you'll then get to call them once a month to get the modem rental taken off your bill. Because they're complete idiots.

...of course, if you're dealing with Comcast, you'll then get to call them once a month to get the modem rental…

Came within about 5 seconds of a bar brawl over a pool game with one of the guys from Matchbox Twenty and a Roadie.

His look makes me think of Trent Hauser, and that makes him really hard to take seriously.

Well, it was anyway.

Jezebel sells outrage.

Because a lot of "stories about women" are mindless masturbatory crap like "Wild"?

Poor Cowboys. What's the point of sweethearting the people in charge if you can't buy wins?

What, exactly, would be "an indication of being an immigrant" exactly?

I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED, TO DISCOVER THAT THERE IS GAMBLING IN THIS CASINO!

Because certain people think shitting on women is manly and will appeal to their core customer?

"He actually thinks he's in a real movie, bless his heart" lead to an actual LOL. Well done.

They're always furious. It's what they do.