Apparently the miracle of free will hadn't rolled around yet. Because that's always the excuse for God not helping out.

Because if you're making a movie where God Is Real and God Directly Interacts With The World, then pussing out and doing it halfway is a very wishy washy way of handling it.

Apart from the whitewashing (this not being the racial "whitewashing" but instead the "cover something unpleasant with a quick coat of paint" whitewashing) that takes place...isn't that EXACTLY what it is?

Whitewashing is bad.

I must have missed the fantastic job the previous Preznit did. The sissy-fication started with Dubya. All the over reaction, all the cowering, the actions of doing the exact wrong thing at every turn began in 2001.

America's owners, then?

You are aware that Obama wasn't President when terrorism became the scariest thing int he world, right?

I've no love for Trebek, but I don't see the thing he did wrong here.

Perhaps mom should apologize to the rest of us for spawning two pundits?

That's silly. Our internet polling shows that 100% of our users have an internet connection.

The magic middle finger of the free market!

KILL WHITEY!

AKA "Dick holsters"

Certainly they could be more succinct.

And since it WAS going to get out and people most certainly WERE going to see it...the only logical conclusion is that the NFL wanted to make sure their fanbase was actually going to be displeased by what they saw.

Ah yes, nothing like putting family in the "leftover weenies" house!

Zoophilia would be fine as long as they were opposite genders?

No sir. With a name like "Team Live Badass" you win.

Cloudy white. However, also surprisingly spherical!

And keeping their tax status - but that might fall under your 'revenue stream' bit.