Nearly got into a bar fight with one of the guys from Matchbox 20 over a pool game. Ended up spending the night drinking with him and going from after party to after party.

Just like angry black men ruined rap?

One time after being popped in the face I yelled at my daughter so loudly she peed in her pants. And she was probably five at the time, so it wasn’t the kind of thing she did regularly.

“OK, well, let me know when you’re hungry enough to eat it.”

Wow, yet another article that has to complain that white people are the worst.

It’s OK, it’s not Federal so according to really stupid people it’s fine.

Except you can’t. Because Valve won’t let you.

I dealt with school districts for like 10 years and I can say, with 100% honesty, that I never, ever saw a teacher with any sort of power whatsoever.

This isn’t “the person who would be my boss”. This is the person that the person who might be my boss chooses as his face while seeking talent.

It was a joke, son!

The only good time to interview for jobs is when you’ve got one you’re totally satisfied with.

Old boss of mine was great.

Apple?

Of course I’m in tech. That’s why I’m constantly getting called by recruiters!

How predictable. I also prefer dealing with women. Am I sexist?

The fact that you look at it as just a paycheck just shows you don’t understand what it is to be part of the family!

Yes, it means you’ll be expected to “take one for the family” over and over because, “hey, we’re like a family.”

I’m going to go with something that I’m sure people will say is quite racist.

I think I watched all of Threshold and I don’t remember Dinklage at all. Probably busy drooling over Carla.

Was he the guy who fought bottomless?