Umm...yeah. Pay close attention to the layers of cops that Angel deals with in the beginning. All faces you (should) recognize.

I’m really not a fan of Subway but this was really, really stupid.

Next, you’ll just be licensing your car from the manufacturer.

Worked out well for the Matchstick Girl.

That looks like Robert Webb?

Look, pal, every American Baptist knows Jesus actually spoke English.

...because he's immortal? It's a perfectly legit question of anyone in the middle of a big work particularly one who is, essentially old and fat.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles:

No no. Anything bad comes from men and only men.

Eh, it's only racism to be complained about when white people are to blame.

...except if you're going to use that job as a leverage tool, you're not wasting your time.

Someone at work asked me for some advice. They wanted him to move to a new (higher paid, more valuable) position, but they'd handle any sort of bump in pay "later". I told him to turn it down, and the company was shocked when he did.

Because kids (like my the-six year old) daughter liked Hotel Transylvania.

Yeah, that's what the dimwits at Sony thought...after getting kicked in the nuts by Sandler's crappy movies for the bajillionth time.

So how long until the incest and bestiality outbreaks?

It's ok. They're killing people because religion, allegedly.

The fundamental problem with Shadowrun (besides being a massively piles-o-dice system) was that there was always a double cross coming. And it's hard to be surprised by yet another doublecross.

a) You can totally lose at RPGs. Sure, in the end we might have still had fun, but when the world is in flames and the good guys have failed, well, I consider that losing

But...but...there's always been competition! I mean, there's DSL, and ISDN, and dialup, and satellite and 3G and LTE!

But...but...there's always been competition! I mean, there's DSL, and ISDN, and dialup, and satellite and 3G and LTE!

...of course, if you're dealing with Comcast, you'll then get to call them once a month to get the modem rental taken off your bill. Because they're complete idiots.

...of course, if you're dealing with Comcast, you'll then get to call them once a month to get the modem rental…