How badly do you have to fuck up lentil soup to cause *liver damage*??

If something makes you that violently ill, you need to report it to the health department, I think that’s really your only recourse.

I became violently ill immediately after eating one of their smoothies - projectile vomited on the streets of LA and continued to vomit well into the night. Worst muscle cramps of my life - beyond anything I thought a muscle cramp could be. I emailed them asking for a refund and they refused. It also took 4 back and…

There better not be any vinegar, citric acid, salt, sugar, or garlic in those items. They’re all preservatives. The horror?

I agree. Such a needlessly bitchy review.

I moved out of the country when Bush Jr was re-elected, not actually anticipating things could get quite this bad so quickly though to be honest.

Right? This is the future king of England and it’s his first royal portrait, at age 40. I think it’s fine. And their stances, not their clothing, are what arguably make them look approachable.

I was looking at my mom’s 1950's wedding dress the other day. When she got married her waist was 24". And she says she didn’t do anything to maintain it and neither did two of her friends who borrowed the dress for their weddings. I did not inherit the 24" waist gene, and I cannot begin to understand how everything,…

It is, indeed.

I think the dress is The Vampire’s Wife?

Lol taking bets on the possibility of a straight-up Civil War here in the U.S.- open carry for all, women have no bodily autonomy, and our children are being trained to sustain heavy gunfire via bulletproof carpet capes.

We should probably just burn all the museums. I mean, we have Instagram, duh! What the fuck do we need artists for?!?

Hey Ivanka, it’s time to really be your father’s daughter and smother him to death with a pillow.

We’re working with hypotheticals and there’s no way for either of us to be correct.

I mean, I appreciate the power fantasy that the military would intervene AND do a murder or two as a little treat but I truly do not s the military interfering on behalf of the American people when this happens again.

He has patchy facial hair. But the alternative is clean shaved, which in his case makes him look like a leering pedophile with an addiction to hair gel.

It’s actually a sentient pimply-faced teenage alien who has seized control of his motor functions and it making him behave like a sexually frustrated toddler.  Or at least that’s what people are saying.

What the fuck is going on with his beard?

This is not throwing his favorite child “under the bus”. He’s clearly protecting her by trying to limit the public’s perception of her liability and thereby protecting her brand.

Its fun when the rats start to turn on each other.