Seems like Jeffrey Vitter wants to draw attention away from the fact that his brother also solicited an escort. Seems like “My name is JEEEEEFFFFFFF” Vitter might be in the pocket of BIG PROSTITUTE.

I would love to see Daniel Tosh take over

There’s only one man for this job folks

I don’t think the presser was that bizarre, aside from Vitter interrupting his prepared comments condemning Freeze’s frequenting of escorts to remind reporters that they should listen to him and stop typing “Jeffrey Vitter relatives” into Google.

A story as old as time:

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

We call that a Motown special.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

wow, the first good opinion on this website

At least the truck stood its ground...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Pilot here. Can confirm lowness of runways.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

This is the truth. I cook 80 percent with cast iron and the rest with stainless. 0 with non - stick.

... or just “deglaze” the pan with some white vinegar and be done in seconds.

...or start making pan sauces, and do something with those lovely bits of fond.

Soup!

Lukaku, Moses or KDB...none are considered part of Chelsea’s youth system. Youth system typically refers to players who actually came up through, you know, the youth system. If you want to talk about youth system players: Ryan Bertrand, Nathaniel Chalobah, or Loftus-Cheek could be included with Josh and Ake. But not…

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?