“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

The colors give you context to whether the answer is “good” or “bad” depending on the question answered.

I think you mixed something up in your explanation of benefits. You’re saying workers comp pays roughly eight times more in Missouri than in California, despite the fact that workers comp costs employers more in California.

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…

Youre wrong. Guy in the left lane was overtaking a truck, leaving room for a car to merge on the highway and then overtaking a van. Its pretty clear if you actually watch the video.

Not so wreckless this time

Dude is passing a car in the right lane. That’s not “blocking” anything.

This video got me slightly aroused.

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

Seeing Danny Welbeck referred to as “Welbz” might be one of the most infuriating Kinjas I’ve ever read.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

There once was a team from Miami

Using the Rockets to provide an example of him slicing up a defense is kind of cheating, isn’t it?

Sentences you can write using only letters from his last name:

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You mean the kind where KG’s cussing you out, but in a good way? Like he’s being supportive and giving praise?

He’s the first player to ever get 300, and until he one-fer’d against the Lakers he was on pace for 400 this season. Now he’s “only” on pace for 398.