I am normally in the “it’s hard to parent in this day and age” camp, and don’t believe in overly censoring kids’ access... but I do want to scream, in this instance, “where are their parents?”

On the upside, Valve has acknowledged that a whole bunch of different parties dropped a veritable Chuck-E-Cheese pit of balls here. To correct this, they plan to be more hands-on in hosting future Majors:

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Which is 4 free nights.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

Is your company hiring?

How could you forget the Divine Intervention of 2005-06, when NEARLY THE ENTIRE TOTTENHAM TEAM got severe food poisoning the night before the final game of the season, when they were sitting in 4th place and only needed a draw? It was one of the more bizarre games I’ve seen. Players literally couldn’t run. Players…

That freaking 2012 close. So much had to happen for Spurs to NOT get a CL spot:

no true Red actually felt/feels that. we have realistic aspirations to return to former glory, and from a revenue perspective it’s still a very big club. but no one thinks we’re part of a Big 4 anymore - especially given there is no real Big 4 in the League, and hasn’t been for the last 3 or so years. United fan then,…

All the while, Brian Hoyer will be clueless this is all happening, as even his newspapers get intercepted now.

A surprisingly hard game: Who said it, Billy Haisley or Ayn Rand?

Arsenal Arsenals getting a terrible red card. Tottenham Arsenals by giving up a goal up a man. Both teams Arsenal by giving Arsenal a ridiculous look for the win but not getting it in.

God’s been answering this prayer for ages.

RIP Andre Rison’s house.

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

On the one hand, Roddy obviously wasn’t the receiver he was from 2007-2012, so it’s totally understandable that Shanahan would give him less targets.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

That fight somehow managed to at the same time be really slow and really crazy. It felt like anything could happen at any moment and then it did. That flip and Holm not tapping out was just crazy to see.

They’re going to war over their right to play with boob sizes on a video game. Let’s be honest here. They’re idiot man-children with nothing better to do.

It makes perfect sense within their mindset. There’s two things at play here: 1) they firmly believe that the “other side” is full of liars, hypocrites, and nitpicking moral scolds who take things out of context purely as an underhanded debate tactic, so (they think) it’s perfectly OK if GG does it, too - ya know,…