It involves being awarded a truck. If I was awarded a truck, I would find it important and memorable.

If you give them one free concert they’re just going to keep asking for Samoa

This is so unfair. The Girl Scouts did like it, and they did put a ring on it.

It’s almost like Deadspin is saying taking performance-enhancing drugs is both dishonest and dangerous to the health of athletes.

That seems insane. That’s a ton of money to be throwing around at a player. I have no idea how that makes sense for either side. Plus I didn’t know Jiangsu Suning needed a first baseman.

That fee is frankly ridiculous. I was nervous when Liverpool were making their bids and I’m glad they backed out. He may well live up to expectation and be worth the money, but moving to China isn’t going to be how he proves this....

I am suing Alex Morgan for not returning my calls, texts, snapchat, whatsapp, skype, omegle, yahoo IM, msn messenger, and AOL chatroom requests.

we almost got one. you can blame Disney for canceling it.

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

I disagree. He’s skating with his head up the whole way in and he lifts his stick right as he’s about to hit him. Honestly, I think the most incriminating thing is that after the hit he doesn’t even slow down, he just keeps right on skating. If that had been a surprise or a mistake I feel like he would’ve reacted more…

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Gave he and his wife an uncomfortably long stare at a Chinese restaurant in Aurora, CO back in ‘93 when he was the Broncos HC. Think it went well, and was made less creepy by the fact that I was in fourth grade.

The goal is unreal. The pass is nothing special - a lofted prayer into space to a man in unreal form that outran two defenders? That shit ain’t visionary, it’s lucky.

As an LFC fan, I ain’t even mad. Mignolet wasn’t playing the angles badly there at all, it was just a second of brilliance by a player who has no ceiling to his confidence right now and for good reason. If Leicester can avoid losing to Arsenal and City in the next few weeks, I think you can call this season over.

Nice to see Leicester avoiding a thai for once.

Every defense he’s coached has improved by DVOA ranking in his first year. I also saw him playing with his grandkids at DFW airport one time and it was adorable. Those two things plus the above forces me to conclude that Wade Phillips is a good football man.

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.

Who do you think is taking the picture?