Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

Help is on the way. Governor Snyder has decided to appoint an Emergency Manager for Rio.

To put this in perspective for those who don’t follow cycling all that closely, Leon Toupalik is one of the very best in the post-doping era, and widely respected by his peers. They won’t take any joy in his pain, knowing his mistake lett them win.

Well, if she’s proven guilty she can always keep the moto-bike and get a job delivering food in NYC.

Life when so much simpler when you could just drain your blood from yourself, separate the red blood cells with a centrifuge, have your team carry it around in a cooler on dry ice while hiding it from officials, and then give yourself a transfusion of your own blood before a race.

...Huh?!

Yeah. I remember clearly understanding that the characters clearly were lepers back when I first saw it as a dumb high-schooler in the late 90s, so it couldn’t have been that subtle. I’ve never heard it described as an ‘urban legend.’ That seems silly.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining

I once watched a top notch documentary about a coach who faced a similar predicament. I believe it was called “Hoosiers.” The important thing is Drills. He should make them do lots of Drills. Well, first he should kick a coupla showboat types off the team and then run drills. Drills where they dribble between chairs,…

That’s not how pissing contests work.

But are there decent ones that a) provide everything you need for under $200; and b) require that no wiring be run? The appeal here is that you don’t need to own a receiver and don’t need to snake wires across your room to the satellites. I own this particular soundbar, myself, and the sound quality is absolutely…

But are there decent ones that a) provide everything you need for under $200; and b) require that no wiring be run?…

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

Sex-ist!

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”