Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

Calm down there, Satan.

I won’t stand for this Ace of Base slander

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Also, some hate him because he’s white.

I think the biggest problem with Macklemore’s sudden rise was that his music was ever considered rap. Sure he raps, but so did Blondie. Thrift Shop and Can’t Hold Us and Same Love were popular in a pop context, in which they are good songs, not in a rap context, in which they are not good. He should have won a bunch…

By definition, he’s not. He’s had multiple Top 20 hits, including two number ones. I’m not a huge fan, but let’s be real.

The only problem is that Eminem is a cunt.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Ok, then maybe they need to do suicides before shooting free throws. Look at successful free throw shooters, see what they do. I think it was Diana Terasi would shoot them until she made 50 straight. I can’t believe big men would only shoot poorly because it took them too long to get training, which frankly would be…

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

You just wanted to show off that you’re reading a 4204-page book, nerd.

Me too. It’s a shame, really. I mean, who builds a private restaurant and invites Will Smith?

Yeah, and he can hear himself on TV! That’s a pretty cool deal. Everyone wants to be on TV.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…