The problem is, as people have found, is that you can have all the padding you want, the problem is the way the brain moves inside the skull, which there is very little you can do to minimize. You can reduce the g-load some with padding, but unless we do something like have some sort of NASCAR-like safer barrier…

Or maybe you'd prefer a helicopter flyover?

No, you actually did, you just weren't affected by it. It's a fucking mature-rated game and no one should have bought it for you.

What do you mean, you people?

NO. IT MUST BE CALLED "THE ONE" OR "XBOX ONE."

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE TEAM.

Yeah...I'll keep calling it Xbone. No regrets, Larry.

Their original concept disrespected players. Call it even.

Related.

Diet soda is fucking disgusting. I hate you personally for advocating for it.

You guys really missed out on my This Party Is The A-Bomb night at my club last month. we encouraged all attendees to dress as silhouettes on walls, invisible, dust, and Godzilla. Prizes awarded to the best radiation burn make-up. It was a blast! But don't worry we will be doing it again next year, hopefully this will…

Making fun of how others decide they want to play a videogame, how lame. Elitist video game players are a joke, thinking they're better than everyone else because they decided that their way of playing is the proper and only way of playing. But put them into the real world to interact with real people, and they're…

I've just experienced fremdschämen

Dude, I don't know where you come from, but if America had a tragedy-themed party specifically referencing a day of remembrance in your country, people would be all over that. It's not that someone, somewhere had a party — it's that they used 9-11, which they fully know what it is, as a theme. You do not use tragic…

That's a strawman argument and a false equivalency. See this quote:

Sometimes I think that pro baseball players are some of the whiniest bitches in all of professional sports. Yes, even worse than the floppers in soccer. There are so many "unwritten rules" that dictate such ridiculous bullshit. If you don't like him posing after blasting his first home run ever, don't throw the…

Not to worry, that's what the internet is for! Here's literally ALL the news coverage of 9/11 and the next few days from the major news networks.

Doesn't seem as likely that he was "hacked" back in April anymore...

I think USA will do okay against San Marino and Venezuela.

Look Mike, you're on a new team now. Not every quarterback likes to throw his balls around indiscriminately, regardless of the opposition.