Swimmers are also looking into any unfair advantages Nyad may have accrued by virtue of being an immortal water spirit.

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

Whatever, this happens every year. Although, usually not until at least Week 4.

The adorable situation later turned horribly tragic, however, when the bear discovered the monkey bars.

Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever

New Orleans Saints Injury Report:

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

Bra-O?

Even worse is when a dude screams "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

Not to be out-done, Marshall will be lead on to the field by a Douglas DC-9-30 this year.

The cheerleaders, however, will be forced to run on to the field through a gauntlet of life-like rubber Jake Plummer hands.

Al Michaels' Spanish is getting really good.

They're still working on each season. They've never been released in HD or widescreen before, so they're remastering them AND redoing the special effects. It's... a lot of work.

FYI Xbox wasn't lead console (PS2) and Xbox 360 barely held the lead on PS3 (Wii was lead console)

... And Internet Explorer.

Not mine. Still very cool.

Mike: Jar-Jar. Tons and tons of Jar-Jar.

The thing the rough draft really makes clear?