When my soldiers make squaddie they all get helmets. Only rookies run around without a hat. It's a form of hazing.

Eddie Harris - 8 2/3 innings pitched, 8 hits, 2 ER - gets the ND

If I were one of the dozens that had been raped to sleep by dickwolves on a regular (or sem-regular) basis, then I would be deeply offended.

this is reported in the newspaper so it is covered. Your country does the exact same thing.

I hope Blizzard brings controller support and offline play to the PC version now. Would be nice to play some local co-op.

Man, everyone is buying a phone manufacturer in an attempt to stay relevant. I wonder who Apple will buy?

You can watch it on crunchyroll.

Mostly that was a joke poking fun at Abramovich, but as a Chelsea fan, I'd go with Torres and Lukaku over Eto'o for sure. I might even take Schurrle and Ba over Eto'o, because at least Schurrle and Ba have youth on his side, and it'd be nice to see Chelsea develop them a little (although at this point with Eto'o…

The best part of the draw is this gif of Celtic's manager reacting to being drawn into a group with Barcelona and Milan

The argument is going to be that his buddy was paid but that Johnny didn't know. It's the Cecil Newton defense. It's a glorious loophole the NCAA decided it was cool with when it let Cam play in the National Championship Game.

Cam Newton would like a word with you about your theory on race.

What would be awesome is if everyone realized MULTIPLE things could be responsible.

Relevant:

This reminds of the time when I was a kid and my dad promised that the upcoming Christmas would be something we'd never forget. He told us this at Thanksgiving dinner, so I'm sure you can imagine the buildup of anticipation that two young boys were experiencing.

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"SEE?!?!?!"

"Bald-faced" lie, Barry. And thanks for confirming what we all expected.

Well, this is both depressing and surprising. Last I checked Logitech was winning handily. I suppose I ought to have looked in on that again later, but I didn't expect a huge surge of votes like that. Regardless, I can only say I'm unlikely to ever touch a Razer product again, their quality issues make them unusable…

People, please be aware of this fact before you buy your next mouse (especially if you buy it online where you don't get the chance to "feel" it), or before you post your thoughts.