After their players’ despicable singing of a highly offensive song celebrating various tragic events in the lives of Liverpool fans and the club’s official statement trying to explain it away, it couldn’t have happened to a better team.

Came back to rewatch this months later because it’s still hilarious that he is a co-worker’s intervention away from getting whupped into the ground, but I still don’t understand what that means.  Do people really think they can control other people that they have no hierarchical relationship to?

If instead of cussing out each patron separately he had gone with the preferred nomenclature of “fuck all y’all” this altercation probably could have been avoided.

Waitress knows funny when she sees it.  She now has a story for the ages.

As long as it’s washed ahead of time like chicken, it’s all good.

Why shouldn’t fathers get equal legal consideration in custody cases? Perhaps there are some assumptions and technical terminology there that I don’t understand.

About $1.60-$1.70.  How much is it where you are?  If it’s less then I’m jealous.

Thanks for the recommendation!  Gonna have to check it out.

Nongshim Black is where it’s at. At a bit less than $2 a pack it’s pricey, but it’s a sizeable amount amount of thick and reasonably chewy noodles, the dried vegetables are pretty impressive for instant, and the spicy package is separate from the broth package so you can regulate the heat.

Nissin Raoh’s instructions say to drain the water into a bowl where you’ve already dumped the seasoning, stir it into a broth, then dump the noodles into the bowl.  First and only time I’ve seen that sequence of steps.

#notallinstantramen . There are some surprisingly springy/chewy ramens out there (although I’m using “ramen” very loosely here as some of these are better termed “instant noodles”). Some exemplars:

Allison wins big. All 3 writers drafted noodle dishes I love (although my favorites inexplicably dropped in the draft to rounds 4 and 5—probably a character issue or previously undetected heart condition), but Allison managed to snag 2 of my absolute favorites in Pad Kee Mao and Pho while also adding the seasoned…

I was being (slightly) facetious.

These are excellent questions.  I hope Mike comes back to address them.

Things I as a home-made noodles novice would never have thought of.  Thanks for the tips!

Allison Janney is objectively the best.

No. A lobster roll is... *drumroll* a roll.

I proudly admit to owning it on blu-ray and watching it recently. Still holds up.

Hot take: your final product looks too wet.

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