Kornfeld, you’re fired.

Zack isn’t a real name. Zach is short for Zachary or Zachariah which are real names.

I would take all of Liverpool’s back 4 over Barca’s on a player-for-player basis. I would also take Liverpool’s middle 3 over Barca’s at least as a unit and quite possibly on an individual basis as well.  Keepers are about even.  Only the front 3 would see a big swap with Suarez and Messi coming in for Origi and…

This team needs a Puyol in the biggest way.  Somebody to yell at everybody to get their act together probably would have been enough to see them through to the final.

Dembele was injured.

I would not swap Andy Robertson for anybody.  He is truly that good.

Ok, if you insist.

Yeah, this was a youth team play executed in the semifinal of the greatest club competition in the world against one of the top teams in the world.  Mind-blowing.

The only thing Ramos is better at is cheating and getting away with it.

Ditto.  Equal parts remarkable and ridiculous.  If that’s what wins them the title, there’s nothing Liverpool could do because destiny has spoken.

The mental gymnastics required to artificially diminish MJ’s game are impressive.

Hadn’t watched a game in ages but somehow ended up watching most of the end of this and I wonder: how long has Harden’s The People’s Forearm push-off move been allowed in the game? He did it on every possession and it was never called. I guess this isn’t a foul these days?

What’s sad is this was almost true--they actually beat Wolves on 2/26, but otherwise they only had a solitary draw since 11/25.  Bizarre that they did the double against one of the best teams in the league while getting skunked against just about everybody else.

More like my luck.  Or maybe lack of discernment for what makes a good movie.  Basically I’m too simple to pick apart movies for their flaws--I like to go along for the ride and seem to be happier for it.

Swap out butter for lard to taste.

tl;dw

Watches sports like a bandwagoner but is a Phillies fan. Oof!

No problem with horse meat.  Serious problem with cruel treatment.

Wash fruits and vegetables to get pesticides off them. No pesticides on chicken—you’re not getting the antibiotics and steroids out of the meat by washing it.

Dumb non-hockey-fan question: how far can you carry a puck that you’re holding in your hand before they whistle the play dead?