Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?
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YOU SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG
Young Christopher Plummer could get it. And even now he has a super distinguished air about him.
Oh man. That is... unfortunate.
She also scored a seat in front of the douchebag, too. I've gotten remarks like this as a black person at rock shows (not directly-as they sat behind me),"She got those seats?" Yeah, bitch. I got these seats. My hair doesn't stick out, so when that's happened, it's been about a certain kind of white person being…
"I'm sure he's got a very different version of the story," says the floor manager.
So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.
Sheldon has just become immortal.
Not my story at all, but my cousin once fucked Vanilla Ice. He looked like this at the time (complete with that vile goatee-thing):
A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But humping and pumping is not Sheldon's strong suit.
I think we all know who's responsible for all of the TP being dirty, judging by your screen name.
Wow, where do I start with this one? I can think of several, such as:
My friends and I love to mock each other about the various losers we slept with in our erstwhile youth. There's one I have never 'fessed up to out of embarrassment, a guy who was a little more, shall we say, redneck, than my usual sensitive artist type. He drove a pick-up truck, was a hard drinker and a tough guy. We…
when I was in my mid 20s I was living in Chicago and was smitten with a guy I was seeing who was in his early 30s. He was a musician (of course) and was playing a show in Ann arbor Michigan, so I forced a couple friends to come with me to watch him play. He was pretty much an ass to me and blew me off, as was typical…
New season on Netflix in 2 days! :)
Rashida Jones should play Ellen.
Okay, this whole Kylie-Jenner-Overdrawn-Lips trend has got to stop.