I hope you mean Hitachi, unless those women are way more masochistically kinky than I thought!

Did jealousy cause you to exclude black and latino families from your apartment buildings too?

man, this wax statue could have gotten Don out of quite a few pickles over the years. "Has Don left unannounced on some ridiculous boozy sex bender again?" "Oh no, he's in his office, just standing perfectly still with a drink in his hand looking out the window with a knowing grin on his face."

Ha. Totally. Like he's just had some pudding.

Step 1: "Find someone you would like to bless, It doesn't really matter who they are because you are going to do something nice for them and help them out a lot."

Oh my god! Where did she come from? And where did she go?

I was going to post this

Gauzy Cyd Charisse. Rags to riches story. Finger-snappin' gangstas. Fashionable ladies. This number has everything.

Hey Riff, show us your mother!

I don't care what anyone says, Southland Tales is crazy and amazing and this is my favorite part aside from The Rock's general overall performance (also, Jon Lovitz as a corrupt, murderous cop)-

It would be better if she realized that racism, sexism, homophobia, etc were important before they directly impacted her. Ignorance - to a certain degree - is fine and everyone has to grow and learn and all that, but when you only recognize that inequality exists when it has some direct relationship to YOUR life then…

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

If you are willing to spend $400 to see someone like her, that is what you deserve to get and you should know better. Rihanna is THE BEST, by the way.

Best. Tattoo. Ever!

Cue a million comments about how her speech was great and all, but guys, did you know she's fat? Not even just fat! She is MORBIDLY OBESE. She cannot be healthy! She is setting a bad example! She needs to lose weight because she is so wonderful and I don't want her to die! Let me tell you about how easy it is to lose…

Oh man, I still love this soundtrack!

Chillin.

WE ARE THE WEIRDOS, MISTER