We should have a sidecar club! Although I prefer mine with bourbon, so maybe I will not be allowed in the club. And I too thought Sidecars were standard, or should be. (The first time I ever ordered a Manhattan, I got a martini but didn't know because I didn't even know what I'd ordered, just wanted to be fancy. Then…

Thank you! That line stuck out to me so much I listened to it three times to try and decipher it. Is that something old timey racists thought you could do, remove one of your races? Because I've never heard it before and I too am biracial

I'm a bartender who knows how to make a sidecar! However, that's just because I want to know, not because more than two people have ever ordered them. Which bums me out because I love making classic cocktails almost as much as I love drinking them.

It's totally an old lady drink. It's also a classic that every bartender should be able to make.

I love sidecars!

Seriously? A bartender doesn't know how to make a sidecar? Maybe I'm an old lady too.

Whoa, yes, every bartender should know how to make a sidecar. Isn't that, like, a VERY standard drink?

I was trying to imagine a 15oz martini and it was comically large. Like those joke "one glass of wine" glasses that hold an entire bottle.

I hope it's not 15 oz. of gin!

A lady drinks her gin by the pint, apparently.

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

I just went camping in a large group that included a woman in her mid thirties who ACTUALLY talked like that the whole the time. I couldn't tell if she was playing dumb the whole time too, or if she was really that stupid, but I had to leave her vicinity whenever possible because it was too annoying for me to handle.…

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

One thing that might be going on here is that 42 (I'm 41) is right in the middle of Generation X. Gen X is a very small generation sandwiched in between two very large ones and there are just less of us around. I think people aren't used to seeing people our age and don't know what to think. Are we boomers? Grad…

Absolutely the right kind of plaid goes with stripes, polka dots, etc. And does anyone thing Oprah decorated her own houses anyway?

I literally loled at the thought of Oprah gleefully getting on an intercom. I hope she sneaks into Target in disguise and announces weird things too. Just for kicks. "FREE M&Ms IN ISLE SEVEN. EVERYBODY RUN"

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

I know several men who like this. It freaks me out because to me it is so EWWWWW but they claim it gets them going.

I'm convinced.

100 is the new 18! I am absolute shit at guessing people's ages. If you're between the age of 25 and 45, you most likely all look the same to me. I have looked the same since the age of 16—sure, I probably have some wrinkles and my ass is a little droopier, but I felt about 30 (in looks and spirit) when I was a teen…