I think it's unfortunate that you are writing an article about this incident having not watched the show.

As I looked out across our backyard yesterday I got such a sense of warmth, peace, and unbridled patriotism seeing my family share time together. Brother 1 with his Asian wife, brother 2 with his African American wife, Dad with his new Asian wife, and Mom with her new girlfriend. It was beautiful and it was America.…

Really, Oprah should have paid her the 1million to go away for a while.

Wow. Really Isha? You see no irony in this? It's the media shaming she's "calling out" that creates the kind of pressure which makes a legendary actress fast for days, shoot fat into her face with a needle, and take a pill to garner enough courage to be applauded for her longevity. There's a vicious circle here that's…

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.

Finally! A diet that is simple and practical for the common, everyday barrel smashing Gorilla.

Are you sure this isn't better for a Juggalo Gathering?

Cosmo needs to be stopped. This is too much.

I want to preface this by saying that normally I'm very much a cat person and totally indifferent to small children.

I am too. Because although he is terrible, I find him kind of hot (ducks head in shame)

But if there's no way for you to go around, how is the person in front of you supposed to change lanes? hmmmm.....?

Oh my god, I don't even care that she was filming while driving, going too slow for his taste in the passing lane, or egging him on. Tailgaters are the flea-bitten, oozing armpit of humanity. Nine times out of ten they are men who think they are hot shit like this guy, who think that their time and their life and…

I could be wrong, but this Catherine Tate sketch feels strangely relevant:

I once -and I am not lying about this- went on a wine tour with Dave Grohl and my grandparents. Yes, I stood shoulder to shoulder with Dave Grohl whilst tasting sparkling wines and learning about racking. He's a total dork in the best way possible and a nice person. I managed to stay cool.

Omg he taps... And I thought I couldn't love this man more!

Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?

Why is pop music so terrible these days? And I don't mean "lol mainstream music is soooo lame obscure bands forever," because I really do think popular music can be catchy as hell and really fun. I mean that's why there are hit singles. But I feel like all the new pop music being churned out these days is genuinely…

Now, let's get Matthew McConaughey to play an uptight wedding planner who falls for Jennifer Lopez as a successful, charming doctor. Will he FINALLY get to be the groom himself?

@MeiTai: Someone told me once that the reason why I'm so terrified of greys was because I WAS ACTUALLY ABDUCTED ONCE. What an asshole.