I just went camping in a large group that included a woman in her mid thirties who ACTUALLY talked like that the whole the time. I couldn't tell if she was playing dumb the whole time too, or if she was really that stupid, but I had to leave her vicinity whenever possible because it was too annoying for me to handle.…

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

One thing that might be going on here is that 42 (I'm 41) is right in the middle of Generation X. Gen X is a very small generation sandwiched in between two very large ones and there are just less of us around. I think people aren't used to seeing people our age and don't know what to think. Are we boomers? Grad…

Absolutely the right kind of plaid goes with stripes, polka dots, etc. And does anyone thing Oprah decorated her own houses anyway?

I literally loled at the thought of Oprah gleefully getting on an intercom. I hope she sneaks into Target in disguise and announces weird things too. Just for kicks. "FREE M&Ms IN ISLE SEVEN. EVERYBODY RUN"

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

I know several men who like this. It freaks me out because to me it is so EWWWWW but they claim it gets them going.

I'm convinced.

Where have I heard something like this before...

100 is the new 18! I am absolute shit at guessing people's ages. If you're between the age of 25 and 45, you most likely all look the same to me. I have looked the same since the age of 16—sure, I probably have some wrinkles and my ass is a little droopier, but I felt about 30 (in looks and spirit) when I was a teen…

women can talk like sexy babies and remain appealing, but men cannot.

I think it's unfortunate that you are writing an article about this incident having not watched the show.

As I looked out across our backyard yesterday I got such a sense of warmth, peace, and unbridled patriotism seeing my family share time together. Brother 1 with his Asian wife, brother 2 with his African American wife, Dad with his new Asian wife, and Mom with her new girlfriend. It was beautiful and it was America.…

Really, Oprah should have paid her the 1million to go away for a while.

Wow. Really Isha? You see no irony in this? It's the media shaming she's "calling out" that creates the kind of pressure which makes a legendary actress fast for days, shoot fat into her face with a needle, and take a pill to garner enough courage to be applauded for her longevity. There's a vicious circle here that's…

You're operating under the assumption that an AI has to be actively evil to be a very bad thing. If a gang of AIs disassemble the Earth for the raw materials to build more processing power, it might not be personal or malicious, but humanity (if any of it is left) is not going to be happy.

Awesome post.. I'm now more afraid of having my limbs chopped off, despite your skilled arguments against such a fate.

Finally! A diet that is simple and practical for the common, everyday barrel smashing Gorilla.

Are you sure this isn't better for a Juggalo Gathering?