Cosmo needs to be stopped. This is too much.

I want to preface this by saying that normally I'm very much a cat person and totally indifferent to small children.

I am too. Because although he is terrible, I find him kind of hot (ducks head in shame)

But if there's no way for you to go around, how is the person in front of you supposed to change lanes? hmmmm.....?

Oh my god, I don't even care that she was filming while driving, going too slow for his taste in the passing lane, or egging him on. Tailgaters are the flea-bitten, oozing armpit of humanity. Nine times out of ten they are men who think they are hot shit like this guy, who think that their time and their life and…

I could be wrong, but this Catherine Tate sketch feels strangely relevant:

I once -and I am not lying about this- went on a wine tour with Dave Grohl and my grandparents. Yes, I stood shoulder to shoulder with Dave Grohl whilst tasting sparkling wines and learning about racking. He's a total dork in the best way possible and a nice person. I managed to stay cool.

Omg he taps... And I thought I couldn't love this man more!

Do you think 'K. Hunt' was teased a lot as a kid?

There are so many satisfying moments, so I'll have to think about that for a few moments. But I always liked this one:

What about the few times when the bad guy wins and gets what he wants, or better yet when he defeats the "good Guys" and still comesout ahead?

Why is pop music so terrible these days? And I don't mean "lol mainstream music is soooo lame obscure bands forever," because I really do think popular music can be catchy as hell and really fun. I mean that's why there are hit singles. But I feel like all the new pop music being churned out these days is genuinely…

Now, let's get Matthew McConaughey to play an uptight wedding planner who falls for Jennifer Lopez as a successful, charming doctor. Will he FINALLY get to be the groom himself?

Was he the least believable doctor in the history of film, or what? Unless you count Denise Richards as an astrophysicist, but that is a PhD, not an MD, so I'm rating it separately...

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

What about his masterpiece, Failure to Launch??!!

I'm avoiding that movie like the plague. I decided awhile back, no more movies about slavery, Native American genocides, or the Holocaust.

Logically I know it would be wrong to hit a 12 year old, but the girl put her hands on the mom first, and slapped her first and in the mom's shoes I can't honestly say I wouldn't reflexively slap back. It's easy to say you'd be the bigger person, but it's a lot harder to actually do.

Europeans...