Meezer5
Meezer5
Meezer5

The Pill can also drastically decrease the amount of lubrication your body creates. This can make sex uncomfortable or even painful. Some women associate getting wet with being turned on, so dryness can be interpreted as a psychological signal that she’s not aroused.

Yes, but how are her Milkshakes?

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

This sounds kind of awesome (except for the divorce part).

I sign my final divorce papers on Friday. We used a mediator and it cost us $2,500, and then $1,000 for the attorney to file and go to court with us. $1,750 apiece feels pretty cheap to me. PLUS I AM FINALLY FREE!

Oooh, she was married to Sum 41 guy. Then Nickelback guy. Who’s next, Three Days Grace? Are any of them single? Let me be your matchmaker, Avril!!

Your approach lacks subtlety.

My body is ready for this new direction.

Oh my god I’m so mad I forgot about Saturday Night Social.

My life has improved so much since leaving my abusive ex and I just have to share the awesome developments lately. I spent months thinking I’d never be OK with sex again, but I recently started a fwb arrangement with a friend of mine and it’s awesome. I went to a show he played the other night and we made out like a

I bingewatched both the movie and the netflix series “wet hot american summer.” what magic is paul rudd using, because that man did not age a day.

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...

That is a BEAUTIFUL cat. My god. It’s perfect.

Few things are as offensive to me as people who buy pets on a whim & at the first sign of inconvenience get rid of it. I know I’ve talked to a lot of my fellow Jezzies (off topic: what’s a male jezzie called? Is it still just jezzie?) about the HUGE problems I’ve had with my moms neighbors doing that to their pets

To me (maybe you don’t agree) Hannibal is so innately likable and chill, that even when he is trolling hard, he’s still adorable.

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.