THIS IS LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE, MARIE.
(I’m not actually mad, I’m just being a butthead.)
Anyway my life is slowly imploding around me and I’m just all:
THIS IS LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE, MARIE.
(I’m not actually mad, I’m just being a butthead.)
Anyway my life is slowly imploding around me and I’m just all:
I’m on vacation, staying at a hotel with a pool. Was snickered at in the elevator as I was heading down to the pool in my bathing suit.
On this day last year I was having the best weekend of my life. Twelve months of thinking of him every day. I dreamed of him last night and it really disturbed my morning. I feel irreparably broken. Every time I think of “getting back out there” I stop myself because nobody else is him. And those who come close don’t…
Hey Jezzies! Long time reader, first time account-maker-and-commenter. I’m actually British, but in the States for the summer on a grad school exchange (hence the display name.) All my new grad school friends have left town to go and visit families etc so tonight I’m celebrating my first official Independence Day…
Thanks for the tip on buying a ticket in advance, that hadn’t occurred to me. I don’t know where I’m staying yet. I haven’t figured it out. I’ve considered Airbnb, but I might just ring for a room somewhere.
Hi Jezebel. Longtime listener, first time caller. I am here to present two queries, because I know no where else I’d rather get answers.
The Sherri Shepherd surrogacy saga has come to an end for now. A judge ruled that the actress and former The View…
You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:
I make it a policy to burn bridges hard after breakups, so I never got to find out what the exes who matter thought. When I found out my ex-fiancé had gotten engaged though (a couple years before I was happily committed), I went and got drunk and talked mad shit about him and his bride to a sympathetic friend.
I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.
This is my worst nightmare with my sociopath (literally) ex. I still have nightmares that he comes to my house to murder me. He used to always say the best revenge was when someone had completely forgotten about you. And I am terrified he will one day try to ruin my wedding. If in anyway he finds out that I was to be…
and I let out the biggest most satisfying fart of my life.
I’m going to watch Oliver and Company! The Disney movie. Loved it as a kid.
If they recommend a combination of juice, clear soup, water and gatorade, DO NOT SKIP THE GATORADE. I alternated by sipping a glass of each thing, including the gatorade, and I was fine. A friend skipped the gatorade (“I don’t believe in it”), and suffered mightily with shakes and weakness. You need the salts and…
booo. I had so many various bouts of tonislltis when I was younger I should have had them out but heard the surgury is terrible as an adult! yeah iv been out of commsion for 3 day now :( at least we have SNS to keep us company while sick
Any one else sick?? its such a nice day out and Iv been both stuck inside being sick.. and studying for finals next week arg. Anyways hair question/rant.. does anyone else have advice for wavy/frizzy thick hair that I want to wear natural more often? I have heard avenda curl enhancer works well for defining waves, any…
BILL IS HOME!
I finally managed to make perfect soft boiled eggs three times in a row!
I just bought like 6 pairs of shorts from Old Navy. I was humiliated constantly growing up about my weight and never wore shorts. But it is hot in ATL so I said fuck it, I Will be comfortable and wear cute shorts and society can bite me! TEAM SHORTS!
I’m still like........