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Very few of us are irreplaceable like LeBron James.  That gives him (and others like him) far more freedom than Joe Average.  It’s a shame he didn’t take the opportunity to make a difference.  

Look we can debate LeBron all we want, but he's still never going to be as good at choosing money over taking a stand as Jordan was. #GOAT

On the Native American front: So many (outside of Native communities themselves) who are outraged over this are just not aware of how common this is where she grew up. If I had a dime for every “1/16" or “1/32" native who’s car was covered in “native pride” shit that I ran into in OK, I would be one rich bitch.

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It’s not terrible, but it’s only a cultural icon in Iowa because they don’t have better pizza.

He’s just not fit for office. Electibility only goes so far. He’s the old uncle at the cookout still wanting to play R. Kelly and doesn’t know why people aren’t stepping in the name of love.

Dark Army - of Darkness!

It’s no wonder the NFL has such a hard-on for the notary. The model is in some ways very much the same; many of you will die young, and don’t you dare turn your back.

He pronounced Capri Sun as “cap-rih-sun” and when I jokingly corrected him he said I must be misremembering. We did not go on a third date.

Ingest calories. 

What a shocker, the image cuts off before you can see the feet.

Hickman’s doing everything for a reason. So it can’t be a coincidence that we got a data page with a fairly tight and comfortable definition of Omega mutants in issue #1, but now we’re shown a mutant who doesn’t at all fit that definition but clearly is stupid powerful in her own way.

“Where my concern comes from is more about the overreliance on nostalgia, speculator marketing, variant covers, and a lot of things that seem to be driving numbers in sales to give the appearance of a healthy industry”

I really hope we get to see Admiral Janeway though, and not be told she died off screen.

Ok, he deserves it, but if this gets in the way of Jung and Shannon I'm gonna write Marvel a sternly worded letter. 

“Q&A

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

Am I wrong or is Dunn consistently getting beaten down the sideline?

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???

Imagine if your greatest achievement in life was that your dad was tortured before you were born? 

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