While it is possible he is in far worse shape than they are letting on, it’s also possible taking this experimental drug is an overreaction. “He’s the President! We must try the very best medications we have! This experimental one shows great promise and will likely have him on his feet in mo time.” He takes it…

Years ago when I worked at a comedy club in San Antonio, Bruce Bruce was headlining that week so we were slammed. And since comedy clubs run events, drinks are expensive. So I’m slinging drinks and making our absurdly expensive $12 frozen margs that I make sure to give a little love by putting LESS WATER so they are a…

So I’ve been wondering this more and more: Congress runs these hearings all the time but I feel like I never see any action taken as a direct result. Am I wrong in this? I feel like I never see in a report, “Such and such bill was a direct result of this or that hearing.” I know there are a lot of moving parts in…

Toasted- Smores

There’s a swim drill that is similar where you would do the same thing on your back with the cup or bottle on your forehead and the goal is still head position. I’ve never had my kids do the drill she just did because they don’t all have snorkels but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s done this before with water or…

As a friend of mine used to say, “It doesn’t matter how hot they are. Somebody, somewhere, is tired of their shit.”

Y’all, where’s the big sandwich.

Burn in hell fuckface.

That’s not creepy, that’s a crime. Hacking in many instances is a punishable offense. This should be one if it isn’t already

So i’m having trouble parsing the article. Did Sawant take donations from Amazon or did Orion?

This is why DIY kinja sites will disappear, and it's worth it.

I don’t know about you guys, but for my money, this shows way more backbone than ol’ Bronny J.

I know I would not have a problem my with taxes went up 3 or $400 ifit meant I no longer had to pay more than $800 a month in the lowest tier insurance that my school district provides to us, or deductibles or pay for medication. I also don’t see how all these politicians who surely know the history of this country…

Coca Cola also owns Full Throttle which is I think the best energy drink with sugar on the market. But for some reason they do absolutely no marketing for it. If you’re looking for something without sugar, Reign Sour Apple has to be the most addictive energy drink out there. Monster and red bull taste like garbage…

Do they test this shit out first or just stick it in there and think it's gonna be good.

I have a story about doing it and one about not doing it. The one about doing it is a girl i was messing around with but could never get in a relationship wanted to bone behind a dumpster at the karaoke bar we went to 4 nights a week. Walked back in and a loudmouth jaded open mic comic knew exactly what was up right…

If it doesn’t make you cry from sheer deliciousness, it’s just good, not incredible. I’ve been moved to tears once because of food, at a now defunct korean run burger joint on walzem in San Antonio. Super duper burger in Saratoga was good, but not tear-inducing

I coach high school swimming and for the first time have a kid attempting swim and football at the same time (in Texas the seasons overlap by like 80%). At the current rate of growth, the swim team will have an actual freshmen team (in addition to JV and Varsity) for both genders next year. I’ve also seen a lot more…

I'm pretty sure that wasn't their point.