Naw, I think he really is as much of a himbo as he appears to be. He’s basically a golden retriever as a human - completely guileless and happy, but never thinking critically about anything. 

I’m pretty private too, but for $250 million dollars this year, and many more millions to come, you could shove a big, 1980's VHS camcorder up my ass and monetize my colon for all I care.

Patreon’s a step above the rest in that it allows you to commodify the shit you broadcast to the world. Should you be so inclined.

I’m that weirdo (Hipster?) that has enjoyed Final Fantasy Tactics the most. It’s probably my favorite game of all time.

I’m sure the, what was the phrase Biden recently used?, the poor kids who have just as much of a chance as the white kids would agree that people can change.

Why do you think this will push people away from Joe Biden?

Pull off his teeth, nails and eyelids with pliers. Make his defenders watch. No mercy.

You’re too kind.

Very few of us are irreplaceable like LeBron James.  That gives him (and others like him) far more freedom than Joe Average.  It’s a shame he didn’t take the opportunity to make a difference.  

Look we can debate LeBron all we want, but he's still never going to be as good at choosing money over taking a stand as Jordan was. #GOAT

On the Native American front: So many (outside of Native communities themselves) who are outraged over this are just not aware of how common this is where she grew up. If I had a dime for every “1/16" or “1/32" native who’s car was covered in “native pride” shit that I ran into in OK, I would be one rich bitch.

Especial…

It’s not terrible, but it’s only a cultural icon in Iowa because they don’t have better pizza.

He’s just not fit for office. Electibility only goes so far. He’s the old uncle at the cookout still wanting to play R. Kelly and doesn’t know why people aren’t stepping in the name of love.

It’s no wonder the NFL has such a hard-on for the notary. The model is in some ways very much the same; many of you will die young, and don’t you dare turn your back.

He pronounced Capri Sun as “cap-rih-sun” and when I jokingly corrected him he said I must be misremembering. We did not go on a third date.

Ingest calories. 

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

Am I wrong or is Dunn consistently getting beaten down the sideline?

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???

Imagine if your greatest achievement in life was that your dad was tortured before you were born?