I dunno, his voice seems a little....

Not calling him Optimus Slime? Tragically missed opportunity.

One year, I hope some draftee (NBA or NFL) shows up in full-on Klingon warrior get-up. I mean, who would stop them?

I was going to say “what would have happened if the reporter standing next to her hadn’t been shot,” but there’s still a chance she’s replaced with a younger, perkier girl by this point.

Fucking Zaza Pachulia, the only person more despised here in SATX is Yolanda Saldivar.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Though, I do kind of laugh at the idea that this hurts him, and that some media companies were blasting this as some kind of “breaking news!” gotcha bullshit.

You buried the lede.

What do you expect they’re 65 million years old 

I think he’s saying that the writing of the show completely undermined the established stakes.

...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”

Naw. If you are putting out a performance or a piece of art, people can criticize as much or as little as they want. You should be putting your art out without seeking praise but because it is something you want to share.

Yeah. It stings a bit.

“You think this letter on my head stands for France?”?

Oh, I got Bench Guy all the way. Everyone knows Hold ‘Em Back Guy is all show. Bench Guy is NOT messing around.

They’re not wrong, right? The idea of a little doll being able to do so much damage has always been pretty ridiculous. “Pop his arms and legs off and re-enact your favorite Monty Python bit!”

Wait, your avatar is of a company that hasn’t updated its logo in 47 years and you’re complaining about Orion not changing their logo in 41?

No.  That was only enjoyable part of this trailer.

The lie is in pretending that the final election was the victory for AOC. The fact that she beat an establishment democrat (and long time friend of Pelosi’s) in the primary is the big deal. The district she won is all about the primary and that was a HUGE victory for progressives in America. 

Her point seems to be that a Democrat will always win in AOC’s district. It’s like she’s got a blind eye to the fact that a progressive candidate unseated an established member of Congress.