The Freakonomics podcast did a really interesting episode on Trader Joe’s.

According to a USADA statement, they detected 60 picograms of the substance.

Article fails to mention that there are no laws in place that punish discrimination against pregnant workers. I’m so fucking sick of global demographic mysteries that have answers screaming in your face. White men shoot up schools and churches because they’re violently bigoted. Mystery solved. There aren’t enough…

The car with the aggie sticker will drive to the house in the heights with the aggie flag out front that contains a baby with an aggie onesie with an aggie hot tub in the back yard with aggie koozies floating in it.

must be awkward sitting in jail with a bunch of people you just fired.....

Hi. Texan here. Voted for Beto. Doing what I can to break the Tea Party’s dominance of Texas. You’re welcome.

But if you had the scoop that he was thinking about ending birthright citizenship and knew you were going to spring this question on the President, for the love of god, I’d hope you would have done a little research on the topic prior to asking the question.

Rockets fans are now trying to figure out how to get a Supreme tattoo on James Harden, in hopes he will get a little defensive.

One of SVU’s better episodes was about, of course, a young woman being assaulted at a party, in almost the exact circumstances described by Dr. Ford. One of her would-be sorority sisters (she’s been rushing one) was really brutal to her, basically trying to prove she had deserved it through sheer vocal battering.

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I remember when I loved Banks and Grimes.... those were the days.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

Doubtful.  Part of being a Christian is never being happy about anything.  Christians will never be happy because they believe the world isn’t real, and it’s just a training level that’s meant to torment you mercilessly until everything suddenly gets better in heaven.  

This case would be quite different if she only killed herself. But this isnt just a suicide story. This is a child-murder story. We don’t give passes to pedophiles just because the pedophiles were abused at some point. Whatever her intentions for killing the child, there is no justification.

Exactly. More men need to take Harry Connick Jr.’s approach to raising daughters:

What Cardi is really on is that hip-hop is dying. I think Hip-Hop now is where Rock was in 1983 or so. It’s been twelve years since Nas said Hip Hop Is Dead, and 1983 was 12 years after Don Mclean wrote about the Day The Music Died.

If it’s any consolation, America has been a pretty divided nation in various ways pretty much since the beginning. Which means that there’s both little hope, and a reasonable amount of hope that things may get better.