Punctuation and grammar are not the same thing, so your little picture does not apply to me.

So pretty much: “Maybe she shouldn’t have said it, but she certainly shouldn’t have suffered any consequences because she did say it!”

Easiest star you ever earned

After “No running on the pool deck,” the Rules Committee really lost steam.

i’ll keep saying this til i’m blue in the face:
reboot bad things, not good things

And what if, after the 4th or 5th little tip-let, they start getting paranoid they’re not going to find it all?

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

This album is fucking legit - though, just when I had gotten used to the spacey, semi-experimental weirdness of Close Calls With Brick Walls, he comes back with a record that is mostly a throwback to I Get Wet / The Wolf. This shit is going to bang live.

I gotta Tell you....this comment is still as well thought out, thought provoking, and edgy as it was in 1995.

Hey Hideaki Anno,

Breaststroke is for people with rhythm. Freestylers/backstrokers just went like like little windup toys. The scissor-kick is what causes cramps.

It’s one of those “we get you to spend money you wouldn’t have spent in the first place” sorta thing. It’s only a deal if you were going to spend money anyway.

O’Douls is terrible. Look for Buckler. It’s very smooth and lite.

The pregnant wife of a local brewery (a nationally well thought of barrel aged beer brewery, no less!) reportedly performed a survey of NA beers for exactly this reason. She also wanted to be able to look like she was drinking a beer at brewery events. The winner was Busch NA. 

I think I drank St. Pauli Girl’s. The answer is there is non excellent non-alcoholic beer, but the bitter, carbonated taste was something that seemed to settle my stomach when I was pregnant.

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

when someone brings up the “guns are necessary for protection” argument:

I know that’s real but every time I see it, my eyes tell me it’s a 1/24 scale diorama.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

Probably when it doesn’t involve a racial slur.