I used to date a girl that wore one of those. The easy access was great.

Let me preface this by saying that I am vehemently pro-choice, but wasn’t there literally not another Democratic choice? So the choices are: vote for a Democrat who does not agree on a very very important issue, or: vote for a Republican who does not agree on every very very important issue. Hmmm.....analysis: Fuck…

There is no pro-choice candidate running for mayor of Omaha, so your choices are an anti-choice Democrat or an anti-choice Republican. Who would Clinton want you to vote for?

Notice, however, that we can clearly not see his feet. Liefeld gonna Liefeld.

Here’s a pro-tip for future commenters:

I keep seeing different self important declarations like these about how someone assuming the person supports Trump was the last straw to push that person over to support him. What they are really saying is they know it’s socially reprehensible to go along with some of the more extreme ideals and are looking for an…

Even worse, these are the Goldfish we are talking about:

By defunding education over and over again.

He’s picking people to dismantle the things they head up. It’s so obviously intentional at this point. Russia wants to weaken the US, and they won their puppet presidency so it’s going to happen.

I can’t believe Coach Jones made this move.

Are you trolling? Lincoln was assassinated 5 days after Lee surrendered to Grant and 3 weeks before the new President, Johnson, declared and end to the insurrection.

At least Ken Zoan is good in the pocket.

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

I feel bad for Missy Franklin that she’s having such a bad year :( But Maya Dirado sure was a good choice for this relay.

Yes. As someone else who also fenced for many years, I think she’s pretty off base here. Saber is the truly nuts one. The action is so fast, especially at the elite level, that a huge amount of the variance in outcomes is pure judgment calls by the judge, not what actually happens on the strip.

Reflecting on the fact I used to swim in the same meets as Phelps and now here I am eating my Quizno’s.