I hate to break it to you but Phoenix is in Arizona.

I think anywhere in Texas is going to be too close to to the Team that has repeatedly kicked LeBron in the nuts over the span of his career. You could use the Spurs as a measuring stick, sure, but winning the Southwest division remains a pretty dubious task when the majority of your games are coming against the likes…

Clearly you've never seen Shark Tank.

My guess: He writes "$30" out with his tongue over and over again.

why were you in Boris' apartment?

It was a post-championship treat for the Big Funadmental. Probably threw the barista off her game when he went away from the usual.

Tim Duncan celebrated with a mochachinno frappe on the way home from the championship. He got pulled over for not using his blinkers on his corolla when he turned into the Starbucks.

GET CRAZY SA

"NBA gods deny Greg Oden and Tracy McGrady championships in back-to-back years"

He needs a GoPro strapped to his head. At least we would get the benefit of his up close ball watching.

I really don't get it. I mean, I know not everyone cares about the NBA, and maybe NBA posts don't bring the clicks that hockey recaps do, but there's a ton of regular season baseball crap, and they play like 160 games before the playoffs. This is the fucking NBA finals, there's thousands of great gifs out there, and…

Isn't it refreshaping to see ball movement triumph? I hope the youth of America are taking notes

seriously. Is it too much to ask for an actual article about the game and not just one play? We get shitty hockey articles after every miserable game. I don't get it. Just don't let Sean Newell do it.

Props to LeBron for boxing out his man.

man I want to give the nick name of "big sleepy" to kawhi because every time he does something awesome like this immediately right after he looks like he wants to take a nap..

BEHOLD THE HAMMER OF SUGAR K

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

Isn't GOP nominee for Lieutenant Governor in Texas the same thing as being the Lieutenant Governor?

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

So anybody think we can retire the tiresome "Spurs are boring" trope? They are pretty damn close to the platonic ideal of offensive basketball right now. Duncan and splitter passing out of doubles? Well nigh indefensible. They look like the 1986 Celtics sometimes (Simmons isn't always wrong).