Love this. It's what I've been saying to all my fellow Cleveland buddies since we drafted him: I'm sick of all these goody-good QBs we get... I don't fucking care about the amazing thing Brandon Weeden did for his dad, or the awesome "unselfish deed" Brady Quinn/Derek Anderson/Jason Campbell/Spergon Wynn/etc.…

Unless, of course, he wants to build that house from scratch. Sadly, not a ton of teams remain positively void of Superbowl appearances. Cleveland is in that camp. Want to make a name for yourself? Take a team from worst to first. #factoryofswagness

But when he's not hoopin' it up he's mild-mannered student Cl- ... Oh fuck it, those glasses are the worst disguise ever!

Would be cool though if Liman did make him do that.

You are am having strange grammars.

Conservation of Ninjutsu at its finest. You could even say it's Truth in Television.

If anybody can do it, it's Elon Musk.

Personally I think he may be missing the point. ULA is Boeing/Lockheed Martin, two companies who have a very long history of doing classified projects with the US Military while SpaceX is a new civilian company that hasn't had a history of military launches. Sending a few supply modules to the ISS is a whole different…

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

"Too late, assholes."

Also, is anyone still kind of laughing at Olsen and Taylor-Johnson playing siblings in this, and spouses in Godzilla? The Ultimate Marvel jokes write themselves.

is the name of the knicks D-league team "The New York Knicks"?

Sure, she won $11,000.00, but after taxes, well, you know her poor kid is still going to suffer the indignity of watching this for an entire lifetime.

The Bollywood version has a fantastic Red Wedding dance number.

Thank you, highlight truther.

A soulless corporate money grab of Robocop is so metafictionaly appropriate that the mind boggles.

If The Iron Sheik is on that Legends show it could end up being the greatest reality show ever.

And all the Whos that had already left Whosville tried desperately to get back in.

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.