This is true of any specialist hence the word specialist. Did you see Caleb dressel swim the breaststroke and everything else at the SEC Champs. So far as I knew that dude is not a breast stroke specialist and he crushed everybody there

Geeeeeeeeeet fuuuuuuuuuucked

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

It is a fact that no one that was in a locked room during a school shooting was ever harmed by a shooter

the last time we went to New Orleans we had breakfast almost everyday at this place called Red Gravy which was a type of Italian / Creole breakfast and it was incredible every single day. I’m hoping it’s still there when we go in a few weeks as it’s been 3 years since we went last

I think that is the plan with the aviation academy.

Have you never been in love?

I think Pence thinks he is an extremely good person who always wanted to be Captain America and an astronaut but is clueless about his country and has been living in an echo chamber almost his entire life. Finding out you’re not as good as you think you are can crack a person.

No you didn’t.

If you love comics you have got to go visit Austin Books and Comics. The whole strip center is full of offshoot stores like Guzu Gallery (art vinyl toys and actual art), sidekicks (HUGE amount of discount comics), and a board game/ rpg store with classic toys. There’s also a tea joint but I’ve never been. While I…

My question is why were you looking for a don’t? Making a personalized badge?

Godammit this needs to be on switch.

I feel like I just read an excerpt from Transmetropolitan

for a while I seriously consider taking my last name as my first name and my wife and I taking the last name of either Saurus Rex or Zilla

When we used to play fifa back in 2005, my roommate would play as Man U, and anytime Rooney scored he’d yell, “Rooney skull-fucked ya!” in his worst Scottish accent.

Yes. You do.

all the people bitching about this must not have liked Street Fighter II when they were a kid.

Nombre shut up

I bought one of those belts that looks like an old seatbelt, Dodge version. I think I wore it 3 times before realizing the belt sucked

Do you even shift bro.