I had an electric blue 98 dodge ram on 38 inch tires and a 6 inch lift that had flaming gauges that i loved the shit out of. Unfortunately it couldn’t swim. My mom still misses my dad’s gold stingray and I wish he’d never sold his z28 to the neighbor before I was old enough to drive.

Kind of off topic. I have always liked Rolling Stone and think Matt Taibbi is a national treasure but I can’t recall the last time I saw an issue that wasn’t a dedication to a band or artist whose heyday was 20 or more years ago. Does my local newsstand not carry regular issues or are commemorative issues a huge…

I had recently bought a bmw from a friend of mine after my truck had been stolen but before it was found (long story). Driving it over inclines in the road was like getting ready to jump off a diving board so the first thing I upgraded was the suspension. It feels so much better that I haven’t made any other…

So they discovered well behaved women seldom make history. Amazing. That’s as lazy as this experiment.

I’m sorry, reverse posterizing James harden is not boring. What’s entertaining is good basketball. Anything else is a byproduct of playing good ball or getting beat by good ball.

Has anyone considered his pitch to limit terms for Congress could go the other way? “Well, if you consider elections term limits, why not have the same consideration for president? i’d be a great 4 term president, the greatest.”

Only.

This is what I came to say. Thank you for being more clear and concise

This is something we teach kids at a young age, don’t look over! It just makes you more focused on the guy next to you and less focused on your own swim. You can inadvertently let off the gas like that. Just because you’re an Olympian, you don’t get to forget about those fundamentals. I have seen more terrible stroke…

How much is your property valued at? In my area, property taxes are lower in the wealthier areas but the values are so high they pay more while the poor areas pay the highest rates while their property is worth a fraction of the better Homes in better neighborhoods

On battle toads I remember I beat that hover bike level and fucking felt like Kong kong. Then like 2 levels later they had ANOTHER HOVER BIKE LEVEL. FUUUUUUUUCK

Read Transmetropolitan for more deep dives into our future

Fuuuuuuck Salvia. I couldn’t walk out from under a cast shadow.

In college, I had a friend who was an absolute freak about peeps. When they hit the shelves he would lose his mind and buy boxes and boxes of them. He would eat them with his mouth open from the ridiculous peep-eating grin he would get from these grotesque marshmallow animals. And laugh and laugh and laugh. It’s an…

It’s probably obvious that Ehrhart is in a fraternity but if not, it’s towards the top of his wiki.

Good gravy look at all these people making excuses for Allen and Polanski. Both these assholes can go sit on a three foot corkscrew.

I wonder who they were listening to as their navigation voice? My wife loves the Morgan Freeman nav but yeah, it is crap in underdeveloped areas.

I see something about “no upfront cost”. Does that mean they charge down the road?

It’s probably been said and ignored but if we were talking about ted nugent there’d be quibbling about this.

I’m looking forward to cyber city con in may! That one is gonna be a blast.